Nate Hates Hazy Beer

Gen-Xers are the smartest people on the planet because unlike other generations the ozone was filled with lead from gasoline. This lead provided a protective barrier from the gamma rays. The gamma rays did not adversely affect the Gen-Xers developing minds.

This is why the world needs Gen-Xers so desperately. They have clear thoughts and greater intellect and can help provide good advice. Advice like: don’t succumb to dumb beer manufacturing and marketing like Hazy IPAs.